Author: Rahul Amaram
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Funny English Conversation
*… read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott…* “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone. “Watt.” “What is your name, please?” “Watt’s my name.” “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?” “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.” A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?” “No, this…
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Casual Day
A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts…
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How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal…..
Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work???? Highly placed sources have come out with the reason… A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies…
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Cool Optical Illusion
If you continue to focus on the cross in the center of the image you will notice that ……….. the circle of violet circles will soon DISAPPEAR completely …………. and you will see only the green spot (which is actually violet)
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All is not Lost
All Is Not Lost! A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn’t understand why, after three months of training the master had taught…
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Convocation address delivered by Dr.R.A.Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of IIIT-H
Following is the (truly inspiring) convocation address delivered by Dr. R.A. Mashelkar, Director General, CSIR, at the 4th Convocation of our institute on 20th August 2005. “India’s Future: “IT” as in “Indian Talent” 1. Dr. Y.S. Rajasekhara Reddy, Hon.ble Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, Prof. Rajeev Sangal, Director, International Institute of Information Technology, Hyderabad, proud…
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Love Algorithm
This algorithm has been tested and works fine. 1. Search for a most-beautiful girl.Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill. You have to find a reason because she would never approach no matter how frustrated she is. 2. If you don’t succeed got to step 1 again. 3.…
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Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary
Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3: (as every engineer…
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Eight Monkeys
I guess we follow this… honestly…. This one is brilliant…..read on ..it makes lot of sense! Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the…