Author: Rahul Amaram
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Let Me Know
When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you, Because! * **One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * * *Buy 1, Get 1 Free…** hhhhhhhheeeee………. hhhhaaaaaa!!!*
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20 Common Engineering Rules
The 4-year holiday called engineering 20 things common to all engg colleges: 1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always…
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It’s a dog’s life
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have…
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Interviews
E – Employee, C – Candidate Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to…
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Project Proposal
Programmer to Team Leader : “We can’t do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to…
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16 Things Learnt By Dave Barry
16 THINGS THAT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that…
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North India Trip
North India Trip —————- Introduction ———— This article has been written keeping in mind that it would be useful sharing my experiences about the trip with others. Before I proceed with the details, let me give a brief introduction. This trip was originally planned about 8 months back :-). That was when I had come…
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Some wonderful sayings
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= =+= The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and…
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Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!” Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are we going…