Author: Rahul Amaram
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Delivery Interpretations
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one…
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Some less known facts
If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.…
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Good Philosophical Note
A good philosophical note. ========================== A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, “Who would like this $20 bill?” Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He…
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Third Monkey
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…. One was caught watching TV…. Another playing football… and the third one…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No, its not you… Why…
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2% or 98%
This is really interesting and amusing. Please try it. 2% or 98% This is strange…can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There’s no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions,…
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Triple Filter
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to be held in high esteem because of his knowledge. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, ‘Do you know what I just heard about your friend?’ ‘Hold on a minute,’ Socrates replied. ‘Before telling me anything I’d like you to pass a little test. It’s…
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Newton Laws Refined
Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2 . The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law…
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Donate Blood
The below article was written by my manager for an internal newsletter. Hope you like this article.. Healing Touch –Praveen Gupta “First break all the rules”, “Challenge the stereotypes”, “Live for the moment”, “Resolutions are for lesser mortals”, “What the hell” are some of the thoughts that reverberate my mind towards the end of every…
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Funniest Matrimonial Ads
FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you…
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Cyber Age Movie Story
Cyber Age Movie Story Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net. Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of…