SMS

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Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you
wake up today?

1)Pray, so that u may live… 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,
shoof,

woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:

U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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|If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u.

If u’ll leave, |i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4
u.

But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable.

I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge,

way of __expression & many more mental qualities.

Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”.

That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains.

He said “Let me try world peace”

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time
mission..

Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad’s ugly
decision.

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If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute.

If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase this, u r
jealous of me

coz i’m cute!

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This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5….

4…. 3…. 2….

1….

Error : No Brain Detected !!

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,
you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.

Thank you so much

PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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Boy: BUS,TRAIN aur LADKI ek jaise hi hote hai,1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hai ;). Girl: AUTORIKSHA,TAXI aur LADKE ek jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale aate hai 😉

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Message levu..! Phone ledu..! Atleast missed call kuda ledu..! Naku tension ga undi! Em ayindi? Kopma teesi ZOO vallaki malli doriki poyava..?

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Chicken ready? Yes boss. Fish ready? Yes boss. Egg ready? Yes boss. Mutton ready? No boss. Why? BAKRA is still reading the SMS.

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Help me. Come fast. It is very URGENT. Only u can HELP. That’s why I need u 2 come fast. My neighbour’s baby is crying 2 c a monkey…!

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