Category: Jokes

For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.

  • A Small Story

    Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess! But there was a problem Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What…

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  • The Success Of Marriage

    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.   They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.   Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.   Editor:…

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  • Men Who Follow Wife’s Words

    Men on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says, “I want the men to form two queues one Line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man…

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  • Missing Husband

    A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband: Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color of eyes Woman: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair Woman: Should be black Inspector: What…

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  • What is Tension?

    What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my…

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  • World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

    World’s Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and…

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  • Never assume that BOSS knows everything!

    A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a SHREDDER with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left for the day. Can you make this thing work?”…

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  • Men Heard To Please

    Men Are Hard To Please …….VERY VERY TRUE The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t , he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t , he says u…

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  • Nine Words Women Use

    Nine words women use… Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch…

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  • Confessions of a man

    Got this as a forward from someone … I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening last…

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