Category: Genders
Jokes on Man and Woman / Husband and Wife
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Husband And Wives
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” _____________________________________________________ A…
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Love Letter and Response
A young attractive teenage college girl received love letter from her classmate. It was as follows: My dear Seema, Please answer the following questionnaire. The (a)’s carry 10 marks each, (b)’s carry 5 marks each, C’s carry 3 marks each! If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don’t delay to express…
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Jokes on Man And Woman
FUNERAL ——- The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children,…
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New Element In Periodic Table
A new element called woman: A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend. Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg. Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL…
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Some funny quotes on Man And Woman
Smart man + Smart women = Romance Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy Dumb man + Smart women = Affair Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee =…
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Social Family
Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, “Maria, you’ll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother”. So Maria forgot about her Jose,…
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Views on Wives
These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn’t make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are …………… So just enjoy 🙂 ! Every…
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Woman and the Frog
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog.…
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Words Woman Use
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys) need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the…