Category: Genders
Jokes on Man and Woman / Husband and Wife
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Words Woman Use
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys) need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the…
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World of Romance
World of romance In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to…
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Why computers are female?
The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers…
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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\ WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND:”Definitely not!” WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND:”Of course I do.” WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND:(makes audible groan). WIFE:”Would you…
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Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who…
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Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking…
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How to Make Man and Woman Happy
How to make a woman happy…….. It’s really not difficult… To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic…
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Husband And Wives
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” _____________________________________________________ A…