Category: One Liners
Funny Punch Lines and Quotes
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Insulting SMS
[1] Fool Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! [2] Lunatic I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental…
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Some wonderful sayings
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= =+= The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and…
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Crazy Question and Answer
Crazy Q & A 1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I…
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Some good punch lines
Some great punch lines 1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. 3. If I save time, when do I get it back? 4. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 5. I am free of all…
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Sher Shayari
1) tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? 3) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya.…
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Stupid Questions and Smart Answers
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me… GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? GIRL…
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SMS
———————————————————————— Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live… 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ———————————————————————— Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results:…
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Stupid Question and Answer
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In…
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Witty One Liners
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he…