Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Match Fixing
This joke was probably written in 2000 home series when SA ended up 2-0 in tests and 3-3 in ODIs, if I am right.:-) A bookie calls Hansie Cronje before the match between India and SouthAfrica. Cell phone rings. Hansie picks up. Cronje : hello Bookie : I am ……. Here. Cronje : yes tell…
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Selling Cola in Arab
One day I met a friend of mine. He was a salesman for a Cola company, posted in the Middle East. Seeing him back home, I got surprised and asked,” Weren’t you supposed to be in Arabia?” He gave his account thus. “I got posted in the Middle East. I was very confident that I…
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Fridge
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.…
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Software Guy Proposal Letter
Have you ever wondered how a software guy would propose? Well, here is a template … Dear Ms. ABC, Baby, I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on local railway platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in…
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How to Make Man and Woman Happy
How to make a woman happy…….. It’s really not difficult… To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic…
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Don’t mess With Children
These are sooooo cute and you will chuckle!! 7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The…
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Indian Matrimony
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail – Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i…
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Sprite Ad
New AD – Imagine urself in Sprite Ad… Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh . Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar like me….! Do something cool man !! You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal…
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Husband And Wives
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” _____________________________________________________ A…