Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Stupid Questions and Smart Answers
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me… GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? GIRL…
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World of Romance
World of romance In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to…
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Garden Plow
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux, who is hiding marijuana inside his firewood logs.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” Next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They search the shed where…
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NewsPaper Ad
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Pbone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY…
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HR Proposal Letter
Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend. To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee shop! Dearest Ms Juliet,
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Another PJ
A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert……….he wants to take a bath with soap and water…….there is no water anywhere in the vicinity……….guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert Scroll down So here is the answer : As he is having a ‘d lux’…
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SMS
———————————————————————— Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live… 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ———————————————————————— Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results:…