Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Funny Responses in Linux
List of some “funny” responses from Linux when you mis-enter “appropriate” $ cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make…
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Sher Shayari
1) tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? 3) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya.…
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Words Woman Use
WORDS WOMEN USE ****************************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you(guys) need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the…
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Reply to Letter
This story is about a rather strange reply for a campground reservation. It is said to be true, but you be the judge. A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant – especially in her language – was planning a week’s vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for…
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Breaking The News
This couple were going on holidays and they left the neighbour in charge of the cat. After about a week in their holiday they received a telegram to say that the cat was run over by a car and died.
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Stupid Questions and Smart Answers
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me… GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? GIRL…