Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\ WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND:”Definitely not!” WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND:”Of course I do.” WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND:(makes audible groan). WIFE:”Would you…
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Telugu Movie Direction
How ridiculous can direction get! Here is a sample. This describes three scenes in the movie “Sambhavi IPS” starring the ACTION heroine VijayShanti. Courtesy: www.fullhyd.com Link : http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/profiles.php3?section=Movies&name=Sambhavi+IPS Sambhavi IPS ———— Cast : Vijayashanti, Telangana Shakuntala, Costume Krishna Director: Nageshwara Rao SCENE 1 ——- Vijayashanti has three thugs chasing her. She has only one bullet…
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…