Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Incredible Movies
Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant’s next (Telegu) movie Its named as “Captain Planet”(WOW !!! wer do they get these names??) Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA…….( yes folks……….u read that right.NASA…the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by kalaipuli S.Dhaanu). When our hero was…
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Signs of Computer Addiction
People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is…
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Some good punch lines
Some great punch lines 1. I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. 2. I’ve got to sit down and work out where I stand. 3. If I save time, when do I get it back? 4. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 5. I am free of all…
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Woman and the Frog
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes.” The woman freed the frog.…
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Indian Mathematics
SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT . An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India’s Gold Medal tally since 1896 Sushmita Sen – 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London +…
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Millionaire’s Daughter And Alligator
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man…
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Where is God?
Where is God? In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits’ end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked…
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Funny Responses in Linux
List of some “funny” responses from Linux when you mis-enter “appropriate” $ cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make…
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Sher Shayari
1) tum aa gaye ho ; noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen 2) Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? 3) Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya.…