Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who…
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Some Application and Leave Letters
1. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to…
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How many Bars?
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not…
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Management Lessons
Lesson Number 1: —————- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All…
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Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking…
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What Indian guys do when they stay alone with a gal?
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded in the middle of nowhere. 2 Italian men and 1 italian woman 2 French men and 1 french woman 2 German men and 1 german woman 2 Greek men and 1 greek woman 2 Polish men and 1 polish woman 2 Mexican men…
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What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…