Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…
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Witty One Liners
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he…
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Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who…
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Some Application and Leave Letters
1. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to…
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How many Bars?
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not…
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Management Lessons
Lesson Number 1: —————- A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” so, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All…
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Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking…