Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Indian Matrimony
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail – Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i…
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Software Guy Proposal Letter
Have you ever wondered how a software guy would propose? Well, here is a template … Dear Ms. ABC, Baby, I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on local railway platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in…
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Husband And Wives
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” _____________________________________________________ A…
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Mail From Heaven
Once a husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile…..somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was…
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Self Made Man
A man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, “Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?” The kid says, “Daddy told me you were a self-made man.” “I am.” “Well, why did you make…
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Sprite Ad
New AD – Imagine urself in Sprite Ad… Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye language seekh . Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar like me….! Do something cool man !! You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal…
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Love Letter and Response
A young attractive teenage college girl received love letter from her classmate. It was as follows: My dear Seema, Please answer the following questionnaire. The (a)’s carry 10 marks each, (b)’s carry 5 marks each, C’s carry 3 marks each! If you have scored more than 40, then you love me. Don’t delay to express…
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Strict CEO
A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except…
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The Coffin
A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who…
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IT Support
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making an expected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9…