Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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NewsPaper Ad
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day’s mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Pbone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. TUESDAY…
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HR Proposal Letter
Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend. To, Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Ref: Meeting in coffee shop! Dearest Ms Juliet,
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Another PJ
A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert……….he wants to take a bath with soap and water…….there is no water anywhere in the vicinity……….guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert Scroll down So here is the answer : As he is having a ‘d lux’…
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SMS
———————————————————————— Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live… 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ———————————————————————— Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results:…
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Why computers are female?
The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers…
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Professor Plumber
One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. “This is…
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Door To Door Entrepreneur
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!” The second came…
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IT Deewar
I T – Deewar connection : Conversation between an “IT guy” and “Daily Wage Construction Worker” IT guy – Mere pass paisa hai…. Mere pass Daulat hai…. Bank Balance hai… IT Sector ka naam hai…. Stock Options hai….. Tere paas kya hai??? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai….!!!
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Awesome PJ
A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating…. he sees “Jannath” beneath the paav. So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir’s name? Scroll down for the answer…….. Answer: “Ishq ki chau” can neone explain…
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Stupid Question and Answer
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In…