Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Door To Door Entrepreneur
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!” The second came…
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IT Deewar
I T – Deewar connection : Conversation between an “IT guy” and “Daily Wage Construction Worker” IT guy – Mere pass paisa hai…. Mere pass Daulat hai…. Bank Balance hai… IT Sector ka naam hai…. Stock Options hai….. Tere paas kya hai??? Daily Wage Construction Worker – (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai….!!!
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Awesome PJ
A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating…. he sees “Jannath” beneath the paav. So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir’s name? Scroll down for the answer…….. Answer: “Ishq ki chau” can neone explain…
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Stupid Question and Answer
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In…
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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\ WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND:”Definitely not!” WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND:”Of course I do.” WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND:(makes audible groan). WIFE:”Would you…
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Telugu Movie Direction
How ridiculous can direction get! Here is a sample. This describes three scenes in the movie “Sambhavi IPS” starring the ACTION heroine VijayShanti. Courtesy: www.fullhyd.com Link : http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/profiles.php3?section=Movies&name=Sambhavi+IPS Sambhavi IPS ———— Cast : Vijayashanti, Telangana Shakuntala, Costume Krishna Director: Nageshwara Rao SCENE 1 ——- Vijayashanti has three thugs chasing her. She has only one bullet…
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…
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Witty One Liners
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he…