Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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What Does A Woman Want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer…
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Why Kashmir Is Not A Dangerous Flashpoint For World War III
Why Kashmir is not a dangerous flashpoint for World War 3 ! This situation could really happen 🙂 Between 60’s and 80’s, the cold war between US and USSR was such that if USA launched a Nuke-loaded missile, USSR’s satellites were capable of nforming USSR army in 3 seconds, and in less than 45 seconds…
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Cold Winter
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather…
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Universal Laws
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony’s Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Kovac’s Conundrum When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. Cannon’s Karmic Law If you tell the…
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Love Letter
Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Here it goes … To, My Dear Darling Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Maya, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting…
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Mathematics
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Men – The Last Frontier
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. Thegarage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear…