Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Impact of Job Change
IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:…
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Husband Shopping
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Seattle where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any…
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Coolest Doubt in Mahabharat
Coolest doubt in Mahabharat !!!! In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it. Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki…
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Very interesting Law
*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant***
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Funny English Conversation
*… read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott…* “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone. “Watt.” “What is your name, please?” “Watt’s my name.” “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?” “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.” A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?” “No, this…
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Funny marriage quotes
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you…
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Casual Day
A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts…
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How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal…..
Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work???? Highly placed sources have come out with the reason… A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies…