Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Love Algorithm
This algorithm has been tested and works fine. 1. Search for a most-beautiful girl.Find a way to talk to her. Finding a reason depends on your skill. You have to find a reason because she would never approach no matter how frustrated she is. 2. If you don’t succeed got to step 1 again. 3.…
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Stanley Cup
Stanley Cup It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbour. “The seat is…
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Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary
Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3: (as every engineer…
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Eight Monkeys
I guess we follow this… honestly…. This one is brilliant…..read on ..it makes lot of sense! Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the…
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Baba
This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X). X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba’s X: Which shampoo do you…
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It’s a dog’s life
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have…
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Interviews
E – Employee, C – Candidate Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to…
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Project Proposal
Programmer to Team Leader : “We can’t do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to…
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Let Me Know
When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Just let me know, Because, I want to be there for you, Because! * **One of my friends is selling * *Tissue Papers* * * *Buy 1, Get 1 Free…** hhhhhhhheeeee………. hhhhaaaaaa!!!*
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20 Common Engineering Rules
The 4-year holiday called engineering 20 things common to all engg colleges: 1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always…