Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Stress Relievers
Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say…
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Logical Reasoning
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c so a=c tell me another example. Student: I love u – u love your daughter – so I love your daughter. 2) Three fastest means of communication telephone – television – tell A women 3) Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arrange marriage” It is…
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Delivery Interpretations
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one…
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Some wonderful sayings
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= =+= The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and…
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Fried Eggs
Fried Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!” Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are we going…
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Third Monkey
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo…. One was caught watching TV…. Another playing football… and the third one…….. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No, its not you… Why…
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Newton Laws Refined
Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2 . The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law…
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Cyber Age Movie Story
Cyber Age Movie Story Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net. Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of…
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Funniest Matrimonial Ads
FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you…
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Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers – Take One To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass Is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers – Take Two An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him…