Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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New Isms
Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,”Ammaaaaaaa…” and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But…
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Men Are Hard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with…
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My Kind of a Doctor
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car…
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Funeral Procession
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking…
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What Indian guys do when they stay alone with a gal?
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded in the middle of nowhere. 2 Italian men and 1 italian woman 2 French men and 1 french woman 2 German men and 1 german woman 2 Greek men and 1 greek woman 2 Polish men and 1 polish woman 2 Mexican men…
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What is marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry…
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Selling Cola in Arab
One day I met a friend of mine. He was a salesman for a Cola company, posted in the Middle East. Seeing him back home, I got surprised and asked,” Weren’t you supposed to be in Arabia?” He gave his account thus. “I got posted in the Middle East. I was very confident that I…