Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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New Isms
Chandrababuism You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism You have two cows. You teach them to cry,”Ammaaaaaaa…” and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew. Gandhism You have two cows. But…
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My Kind of a Doctor
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car…
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Men Are Hard To Please
Men Are Hard To Please The problems with GUYS: If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with…
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Social Family
Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa. Papa told her, “Maria, you’ll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother”. So Maria forgot about her Jose,…
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Leave
Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said “sir, my mom died unexpectedly”… The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died…. Then…
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Gifts
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later,they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” The second…
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The Cleaner
Grab a coffee and read this, it will put some perspective back into your day… An unemployed man went to apply for a job with Microsoft thinking his best chance was as a janitor. The employment manager arranged for him to take an aptitude test per the company guide line: (Section XYZ: Floors, sweeping and…
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Crazy Question and Answer
Crazy Q & A 1) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 2) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 3) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I…
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Views on Wives
These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn’t make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are …………… So just enjoy 🙂 ! Every…