Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Stupid Question and Answer
10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies: When you meet quaintances/friends Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here? A: Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought I’d watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre. 2. In…
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Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG…\ WIFE:”What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND:”Definitely not!” WIFE:”Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND:”Of course I do.” WIFE:”Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND:”Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE:”You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND:(makes audible groan). WIFE:”Would you…
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Telugu Movie Direction
How ridiculous can direction get! Here is a sample. This describes three scenes in the movie “Sambhavi IPS” starring the ACTION heroine VijayShanti. Courtesy: www.fullhyd.com Link : http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/profiles.php3?section=Movies&name=Sambhavi+IPS Sambhavi IPS ———— Cast : Vijayashanti, Telangana Shakuntala, Costume Krishna Director: Nageshwara Rao SCENE 1 ——- Vijayashanti has three thugs chasing her. She has only one bullet…
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…
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Day With The Elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin. NO NO!! Carry on…you can still read it!!! Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A:…
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Witty One Liners
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he…
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Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who…
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Some Application and Leave Letters
1. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to…
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How many Bars?
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not…