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Never assume that BOSS knows everything!

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a SHREDDER with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left for the day. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need another photocopy "

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Love Letter

Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Here it goes ...

To, My Dear Darling
Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Maya,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

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Love Letter By A Mathematician

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary:

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
ABC.

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear ABC,

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Yamraj Joke

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.

ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL....SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME.

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> "SORRY SON, Appraisal time, HAD TO ACHIEVE THE TARGET..."

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Conversation with PM

One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.

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Something New

Some thing new

.....................

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to

Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!

Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka

nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se

kah do ki Thakur

Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software

banana bund kar diya

hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye

programmers hire

kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par

powerbuilder chal

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Casual Day

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo
to all department intimating the same.

Week 1

Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as
Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their
choice.

Week 3

Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate
attire for Casual Day.

Week 6

Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.

Week 8

Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at
4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance

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How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal.....

Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work????

Highly placed sources have come out with the reason...

A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies to talk to them. It so happened that he called the BDM of Wipro also. The conversation went as below?..

CEO: Hi, I am calling from ABN Amro??.

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