Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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Never assume that BOSS knows everything!
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO standing in front of a SHREDDER with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left for the day. Can you make this thing work?”…
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Love Letter
Ever wondered how an HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend? Here it goes … To, My Dear Darling Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Maya, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting…
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Love Letter By A Mathematician
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation…
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary: Dear Bo$$, In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am…
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Yamraj Joke
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, “GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS.” HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL….SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE…
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Conversation with PM
One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked…
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Something New
Some thing new ………………… Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon…
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Casual Day
A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts…
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How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal…..
Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work???? Highly placed sources have come out with the reason… A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies…