Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary
Dilbert’s Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists never earn as much salary as business executives, sales people & Management guys This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3: (as every engineer…
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Eight Monkeys
I guess we follow this… honestly…. This one is brilliant…..read on ..it makes lot of sense! Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling. Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the…
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It’s a dog’s life
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have…
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Interviews
E – Employee, C – Candidate Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to…
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Project Proposal
Programmer to Team Leader : “We can’t do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to…
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Delivery Interpretations
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one…
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Newton Laws Refined
Law 1 .Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager. Law 2 . The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law…
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Cyber Age Movie Story
Cyber Age Movie Story Hero is a software engineer. He does not have a life worth speaking of. He spends eighteen hours a day in the office working and browsing the net. Heroine is a software engineer in the same company. She does not have a life either. She spends eight hours in front of…
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Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers – Take One To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass Is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers – Take Two An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him…
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Living in 2004
You know you’re living in 2004, when… 1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you. 5.…