Category: Technical
Jokes related to computers and Professions
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Windows In Hindi
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000. Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save As Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help…
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Call Centre Jobs
CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH……FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK 1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”…
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The Cleaner
Grab a coffee and read this, it will put some perspective back into your day… An unemployed man went to apply for a job with Microsoft thinking his best chance was as a janitor. The employment manager arranged for him to take an aptitude test per the company guide line: (Section XYZ: Floors, sweeping and…
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Signs of Computer Addiction
People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer system because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is…
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Funny Responses in Linux
List of some “funny” responses from Linux when you mis-enter “appropriate” $ cat “food in cans” cat: can’t open food in cans $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. $ rm God rm: God nonexistent $ ar t God ar: God does not exist $ ar r God ar: creating God $ make…