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Talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and
how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to
his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a


Living in 2004

You know you're living in 2004, when...
1. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friendsis that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.


IT Deewar

I T - Deewar connection :

Conversation between an "IT guy" and "Daily Wage Construction Worker"

IT guy - Mere pass paisa hai....
Mere pass Daulat hai....
Bank Balance hai...
IT Sector ka naam hai....
Stock Options hai.....
Tere paas kya hai???

Daily Wage Construction Worker - (Softly) Mere paas kaam hai....!!!


HR Proposal Letter

Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl friend.



Sub: Offer of love!

Ref: Meeting in coffee shop!

Dearest Ms Juliet,


Funny Responses in Linux

List of some "funny" responses from Linux when you mis-enter "appropriate"

$ cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans

$ nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.

$ rm God

rm: God nonexistent

$ ar t God

ar: God does not exist

$ ar r God

ar: creating God

$ make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

$ sleep early today

bad character

$ got a light?

No match.

$ man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.

$ !:say, what is saccharine?


Signs of Computer Addiction

People are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computer
system because the following things may happen in their future.

1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

2. When counting objects, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D..

3. At the superstore, you check to see if a kilogram is 1024 grams, a
litre is 1024 mls.

4. When you dream, you are going to dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.

5. When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come
to sleep, then I am going to divorce you!", you are going to scream at her



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