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Coolest Doubt in Mahabharat

Coolest doubt in Mahabharat !!!!

In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his
sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was
furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind
the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him
off the mountain peak. Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n


Funny English Conversation

*... read conversation between Mr. Watt and William Knott...*

"Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.


"What is your name, please?"

"Watt's my name."

"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"

"No, this is Knott."

"Please tell me your name."

"Will Knott."*


"Why not?"

"Huh? What do you mean why not?"



One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"







MOM : "One, you are Forty-TWO years old and should understand your


Impact of Job Change


A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my


Casual Day

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo
to all department intimating the same.

Week 1

Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as
Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their

Week 3

Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate
attire for Casual Day.

Week 6

Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.

Week 8

Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at
4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance


How Wipro lost the ABN Amro deal.....

Have u tried to figure out why Wipro did not figure in the list of companies to whom ABN Amro has outsourced work????

Highly placed sources have come out with the reason...

A few days before the decision was being made, the CEO of ABN Amro called the Business Development Managers of all the companies to talk to them. It so happened that he called the BDM of Wipro also. The conversation went as below?..

CEO: Hi, I am calling from ABN Amro??.


Husband Shopping

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Seattle where a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping
center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.


Very interesting Law

*Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant***


Funny marriage quotes

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.



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