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Love Letter and Response

A young attractive teenage college girl received love letter from her
classmate. It was as follows:
My dear Seema,
Please answer the following questionnaire. The (a)'s carry 10 marks
each,
(b)'s carry 5 marks each,
C's carry 3 marks each!
If you have scored more than 40, then you love me.
Don't delay to express it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
wait bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion
whether
to love me or not.

Category: 
Genders

How to Make Man and Woman Happy

How to make a woman happy........

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

17. a psychologist

18. a pest exterminator

19. a psychiatrist

20. a healer

20. a good listener

22. an organizer

23. a good father

24. very clean

25. sympathetic

26. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

Category: 
Genders

HairCut

Women's version:

Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.
I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh, God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck
with this stuff, I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute,
I think. I was actually going to do that, except that I was afraid

Category: 
Genders

Windows In Hindi

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago. He announced that
Microsoft plans to release a Windows 2000 version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in Khirkiyan 2000.

Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save As
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Chuno = Select
Sab Chuno = Select All
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Dak = Mail
Dakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Dhoor se dhekho = Zoom out
Kholo = Open
Band Karo = Close
Naya = New
Badli karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chaapo = Print

Category: 
Technical

Funeral Procession

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one
about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary
man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your
loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a
funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose
funeral is it?"

Category: 
Genders

Five Secrets for a Perfect Relationship

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust
and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always
and
whom u like to be with when u r alone

Category: 
Genders

Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...\

WIFE:"What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"

HUSBAND:"Definitely not!"

WIFE:"Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:"Of course I do."

WIFE:"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND:"Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:"You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND:(makes audible groan).

WIFE:"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:"Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Category: 
Genders

Why computers are female?

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative
as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

Category: 
Genders

The Bum

While walking down the street, a bum asks a man for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies "No."

"Will you gamble it away?"

Once again the bum replies "No."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what
happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"

Category: 
Genders

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