Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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An Actual Trial in UK
This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her…
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A Training Program for Top Management
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife !”. The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!” The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was…
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Love Letter By A Mathematician
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation…
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James Bond and The Telugu Guy
Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy.. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : “Hello, May I know ur name please?” James Bond : “I am Bond.. James Bond.” James Bond: “and you?” Telugu Guy : “I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai…Laxminarayana Siva…
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary: Dear Bo$$, In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am…
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Orkut Song (Titanic Song Remake)
Every time in my orkut I see you. I scrap you. That is how I know you go on. Far across the Scrap Book And testimonials between us You have come to show yourself ” single”. Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the friends list does go on Once more you logged on…
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Great Love Story
This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she…