Category: Jokes
For quite sometime, I have been collecting a large number of jokes and funny articles (especially through mails). I felt that these have to be shared with everyone.
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Ways to spot indian travellers
I’m not saying that “YOU ARE” or “YOU HAVE TO BE”. All I’m saying is that there is a very (VERY) high chance that you are an Indian traveler flying abroad if you do any of the following things: 1. Carry home cooked food with you on the flight. 2. Wear a suit even if…
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Yamraj Joke
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, “GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS.” HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL….SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID YOU LIE…
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Insulting SMS
[1] Fool Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! [2] Lunatic I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental…
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This is serious stuff …
A true, touching love story that happened in the Jamu & Kashmir(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all,…
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Conversation with PM
One day a man was having a conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked…
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Something New
Some thing new ………………… Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya”. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon…