Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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Laloo Story
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply : Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy…
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James Bond vs. Hyderabad Guy
James Bond vs. INDIAN Hyderabad guy James Bond Style: The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond. His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy. When Bond meets…
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Smart Programmer
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer…
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Three Tough Mice
Three Tough Mice There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says, “I’m the toughest mouse in this city. I’m so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the…
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Me
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” “Is your Daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” To…
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Leave
Suddenly one of the employees in an organisation took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL(project leader) asked for explanation.. The employee said “sir, my mom died unexpectedly”… The PL let it go at that!!!.. After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died…. Then…
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Gifts
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later,they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said “I had a big house built for Mama.” The second…
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Three Shots of Whisky
An Irishman comes into a bar and orders three separate shots of Irish whiskey. He downs one, engages in casual conversation with the bartender, eventually finishing the other two. This goes on for a few days and the bartender finally says, “You know, I can put all three shots in one glass for you.” The…
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Incredible Movies
Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant’s next (Telegu) movie Its named as “Captain Planet”(WOW !!! wer do they get these names??) Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA…….( yes folks……….u read that right.NASA…the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by kalaipuli S.Dhaanu). When our hero was…