Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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Professor Plumber
One professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home broke down. He called a plumber. The plumber came on the next day, sealed a few screws and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked. “This is…
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Door To Door Entrepreneur
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, “I want to sell Bibles for you.” “OK, you’re hired. Here’s your kit; go sell!” The second came…
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Telugu Movie Direction
How ridiculous can direction get! Here is a sample. This describes three scenes in the movie “Sambhavi IPS” starring the ACTION heroine VijayShanti. Courtesy: www.fullhyd.com Link : http://www.fullhyderabad.com/scripts/profiles.php3?section=Movies&name=Sambhavi+IPS Sambhavi IPS ———— Cast : Vijayashanti, Telangana Shakuntala, Costume Krishna Director: Nageshwara Rao SCENE 1 ——- Vijayashanti has three thugs chasing her. She has only one bullet…
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American Independence
The teacher asked Sam who had signed America’s Declaration of Independence. “I don’t know and I don’t care,” said the boy rudely. Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son’s bad attitude. “You must tell the truth” said the father angrily to his son. “If you…
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Some Application and Leave Letters
1. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist and an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to…
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How many Bars?
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not…
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What Indian guys do when they stay alone with a gal?
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded in the middle of nowhere. 2 Italian men and 1 italian woman 2 French men and 1 french woman 2 German men and 1 german woman 2 Greek men and 1 greek woman 2 Polish men and 1 polish woman 2 Mexican men…
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Selling Cola in Arab
One day I met a friend of mine. He was a salesman for a Cola company, posted in the Middle East. Seeing him back home, I got surprised and asked,” Weren’t you supposed to be in Arabia?” He gave his account thus. “I got posted in the Middle East. I was very confident that I…
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Fridge
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.…