Category: Misc
Miscellaneous Jokes
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Don’t mess With Children
These are sooooo cute and you will chuckle!! 7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The…
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Indian Matrimony
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail – Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i…
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Mail From Heaven
Once a husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile…..somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was…
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Self Made Man
A man comes to dinner at a new friend’s house. While they eat, the new friend’s small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, “Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?” The kid says, “Daddy told me you were a self-made man.” “I am.” “Well, why did you make…
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Strict CEO
A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except…
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The Coffin
A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who…
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Laloo Story
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply : Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy…
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James Bond vs. Hyderabad Guy
James Bond vs. INDIAN Hyderabad guy James Bond Style: The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile & finally James Bond. His style is absolutely killing but he doesn’t know the consequences when he meets our great south indian guy. When Bond meets…
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Smart Programmer
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer…