Logical Reasoning

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c so a=c tell me another example.

Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Three fastest means of communication telephone - television - tell

A women

3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange

marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang

himself" or "shoot himself".

4) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems - subtraction of money

multiplication of enemies - division of friends.

5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT(Strength,

Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is

my wife. My weakness is my neighbor's wife. Opportunity comes

when neighbor goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out.