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A Small Story

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess! But there was a problem Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter. He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

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Great Love Story

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month.
Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named
Shankar. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.
You can never see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed
her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same
network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows
about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family.

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This is serious stuff ...

A true, touching love story that happened in the Jamu & Kashmir(border) areas. The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to know about their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.

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Ultra PJ

An ant knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door.
"I want a place to stay", said the ant .
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost",
said the owner.
Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days,
the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you
please allow this ant to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the
owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without

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Day With The Elephant

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A:Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would
be an Aspirin.

NO NO!! Carry on...you can still read it!!!

Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it fell asleep.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was a copy cat.

Q: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought this was all a game.

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Awesome PJ

A guy gets pissed off with his professor. Later he goes to canteen and
orders a paav-bhaji. When he lifts the paav for eating.... he sees
"Jannath" beneath the paav.

So based on the above explained conditions can anyone expect the sir's
name?

Scroll down for the answer........

Answer: "Ishq ki chau"

can neone explain why???

scroll down again for the explanation....

explanation: As per the song in Dil Se "Ginke sir ho Ishq ki chau, paav ke
niche jannath hogi".... that's why..... ;))))))))

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Another PJ

A person travelling in a deluxe car and he got struck in a desert..........he wants to take a bath with soap and water.......there is no water anywhere in the vicinity..........guess how he manages to take the bath in the desert

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So here is the answer :

As he is having a 'd lux' car..........he will integrate it and hence the d(derivator) symbol will cancel out and he will get

lux + c(constant of integration)...........so he will get c(sea) and lux(soap)..........and he will enjoy taking a bath......

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