Something New

Some thing new

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to

Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!

Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka

nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se

kah do ki Thakur

Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software

banana bund kar diya

hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye

programmers hire

kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par

powerbuilder chal

raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working

on a PC on one

Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a

laptop. Kaalia Starts

Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko

liya hai ye log

Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i

nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log

consultants hain,

Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says:

"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska

server down ho gaya."

***** AT GABBAR'S DEN...

******

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar

sake? Kya soch

Keya aye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?

Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza

milegi... barobar

milegi."[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne

sessions hain is

machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot

naainsaafi

hai.[logout - logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai...

ab tera kya hoga

Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"