What Indian guys do when they stay alone with a gal?

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded in the middle
of nowhere.

2 Italian men and 1 italian woman
2 French men and 1 french woman
2 German men and 1 german woman
2 Greek men and 1 greek woman
2 Polish men and 1 polish woman
2 Mexican men and 1 mexican woman
2 Irish men and 1 irish woman
2 American men and 1 american woman
2 Indian men and 1 indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island the following was observed.

A- one italian killed the other italian man for the italian woman.

B- The 2 french men and the french woman are living happily together.

C- The 2 german men have a strictly weekly schedule of when they alternate
with the german woman.

D- The 2 greek men are sleeping together and the greek woman is cooking and
cleaning for them.

E- The 2 polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at
the polish woman and they started swimming.

F-The 2 mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to
sell them the mexican woman.

G- The 2 Irish men began dividing the island into Northern and Southern
parts and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the irish woman
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky,
but at least the english are not getting any.

H- The 2 american men are contemplating suicide. The american woman is
bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,how she
can do everything fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how
her boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her better and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

I- The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
indian woman.