Why computers are female?

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative
as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!