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Programmer to Team Leader :

"We can't do this proposed project.**CAN NOT**. It will involve a major
design change and no one in our team knows the design of this legacy
system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the language in which this
application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it,
they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take
these type of projects."

Team Leader to Project Manager :

"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have

The 4-year holiday called engineering

20 things common to all engg colleges:
1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who
benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3).Promises are made to be broken.
4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
5).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.
6).The lab assistants are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e)

North India Trip
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Introduction
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This article has been written keeping in mind that it would be useful sharing my experiences about the trip with others.

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!"
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are
we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful!! CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the morning
and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it.
- Franklin P. Jones

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women
can deliver a baby in
One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman
cannot deliver a baby in
nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine
babies
in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby.
5) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can
deliver a child whether a
man and woman is available or not.
6) Resource optimization team thinks I don't need a
man or woman, i'll
still
produce a child with zero resources.

A good philosophical note.
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A well-known speaker started off his seminar by
holding up a $20.00 bill.

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like
this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one
of you but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked,

"Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground and started to
grind it into the floor with his shoe.

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right
side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your
left side

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a
human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a
thin film of bacteria on it.

The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or
nothing'.

The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo....

One was caught watching TV....

Another playing football...

and the third one........

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No, its not you...

Why do you always think you are a monkey??

The third one is still missing...