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The history of the baby frog.......

Once upon a time there was a bunch of baby frogs....

... participating in a
competition.
The target was to get to the top of a high tower.

A crowd of people had gathered to observe the race and encourage the
participants.....

The start shot rang out.......

Quite honestly:
None of the onlookers believed that the baby frogs could actually
accomplish getting to the top of the tower.
Words like:
"Åh, it's too difficult!!!
They'll never reach the top."
or:
"Not a chance... the tower is too high!"

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart
will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of
your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
who
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust
and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who cares you always
and
whom u like to be with when u r alone

In a small village not far from the town, lived a poor woman with her four year old son, Tommy. Every day Tommy helped his mother by sweeping the house, washing the dishes, getting the water from the well for their tea. His mother taught him how to make his bed in the morning, and sometimes he prepared the breakfast for himself and his mother.

When Tommy was six, his mother decided he should go to school and this really gave Tommy great joy but he didn't like leaving his mother alone; but his mother encouraged him to go to school so that he could learn more.

FUNERAL
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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.

Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's really your pa."

FAMILY PROBLEMS
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.

A new element called woman:

A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table
which is recommended by my experienced friend.

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with thin painted film
2. Boils at room Temperature
3. Freezes without any known reason
4. Melts if given special treatment
5. Bitter if incorrectly used

This is a superb quiz ! Plz read the questions fast and DONT
read them
a second time ! And answer the questions on IMPULSE and not
after much
thinking ! All the best !

1. SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST", NOW SAY COAST 5
TIMES, NOW
SPELL "COAST"..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?

ANSWER: BREAD. IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO
AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....IF YOU SAID
"BREAD"
THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2

2. SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK" .....WHAT DO COWS
DRINK?

Smart man + Smart women = Romance
Smart man + Dumb women = Pregnancy
Dumb man + Smart women = Affair
Dumb man + Dumb women = marriage
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profits
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.

Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa.

Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother". So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo.

But after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo is your half-brother too."