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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers.

He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whispered, "Hello?" "Is your Daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"May I talk with her?"

Again, the small voice whispered, "No."

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Gifts

Four brothers left home for college, and they
became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years
later,they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the
gifts
they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in
another
city.
The first said "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in
the house."
The third said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you

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Incredible Movies

Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant's
next (Telegu) movie Its named as "Captain Planet"(WOW !!! wer do they get
these names??)

Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA.......( yes folks..........u read that
right.NASA...the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by
kalaipuli S.Dhaanu).

When our hero was busy launching a satellite to Pluto, his wife simran is
about to deliver a baby and she wanted to meet him. But the launch process
badly need a person like our hero, and there is no other option.

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Where is God?

Where is God?

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys. The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"

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Does God Exist?

The professor of a university challenged his students with this
question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student
answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he
created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so
God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing
the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God"
was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose

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Interesting Questions

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Recently Procter & Gamble India had participated in
IIM-Bangalore's Placement
Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to
students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-
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1. There is one word in the English language that is
alway pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son
was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung
is one foot apart. The
bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises
at 12 inches every

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Line of Fire

We say that we are hardworking . working 16 Hrs a day, stressing our brains and minds, we deserve a high pay package etc.. sitting in the AC , typing abcd, complaining about the canteen food

RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!
............................

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Intereseting C Program

This C program won the first prize in International obfuscated C code
contest (IOCCC) held recently.It is amazing. My friend sent it to me this morning. I felt that, it's better to pass it on to you. Answer is given down. But, try to guess the output yourself before watching the answer down. Here it goes.....

#include
main(t,_,a)
int t;
char _;
char *a;
{return!0

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A nice poem

Gone are the days........but not the memories
Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.
Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.
Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.
Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

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Montly Hall Problem

THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM
This story is true, and comes from an American tv game show. Here is the situation. Finalists in a tv game show are invited up onto the stage, where there are three closed doors. The host explains that behind one of the doors is the star prize - a car. Behind each of the other two doors is just a goat. Obviously the contestant wants to win the car, but does not know which door conceals the car.

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