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Things in life............

When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar......and the beer.

Subject: 5 important lessons

Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was
a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions,
until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times.
She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

The professor of a university challenged his students with this
question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student
answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he
created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so
God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing
the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God"
was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose

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Recently Procter & Gamble India had participated in
IIM-Bangalore's Placement
Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to
students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-
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1. There is one word in the English language that is
alway pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son
was given 15 cents. What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung
is one foot apart. The
bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises
at 12 inches every

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS.
One of his fans asked him:

"Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?

Arthur Ashe replied:

All over the world --

5 crore children start playing tennis,

50 lakh learn to play tennis,

5 lakh learn professional tennis,

50,000 come to the circuit,

5000 reach the grand slam,

50 reach Wimbeldon,

4 to semi final,

2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?".

And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

We say that we are hardworking . working 16 Hrs a day, stressing our brains and minds, we deserve a high pay package etc.. sitting in the AC , typing abcd, complaining about the canteen food

RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!
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This C program won the first prize in International obfuscated C code
contest (IOCCC) held recently.It is amazing. My friend sent it to me this morning. I felt that, it's better to pass it on to you. Answer is given down. But, try to guess the output yourself before watching the answer down. Here it goes.....

#include
main(t,_,a)
int t;
char _;
char *a;
{return!0

Gone are the days........but not the memories
Gone are the days
When the school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and benches.
Gone are the days
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books and notes.
Gone are the days
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
Gone are the days
When we chased one another in the corridors in Intervals,
And returned to the classrooms drenched in sweat.
Gone are the days
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

THE MONTY HALL PROBLEM
This story is true, and comes from an American tv game show. Here is the situation. Finalists in a tv game show are invited up onto the stage, where there are three closed doors. The host explains that behind one of the doors is the star prize - a car. Behind each of the other two doors is just a goat. Obviously the contestant wants to win the car, but does not know which door conceals the car.

"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting, nevertheless extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalises intercommunications' incomprehensibleness."

-> A sentence where nth word is n letters long.