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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything
to men...

These are the views of some really great people about a wife. If U diagree with it just delete it , else save it. But remember ur diagreeal doesn't make a difference as I guess these people who have stated these are far more intellectual than we are ............... So just enjoy :-) !

Every man should get married sometime;
after all, happiness is not the only
thing in life!!
--Kevin.

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An archaeologist is the best husband
a woman can have; the older she gets the more
interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie

A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the
new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the
guest says, "Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?"

The kid says, "Daddy told me you were a self-made man."

"I am."

"Well, why did you make yourself ugly like that?"

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail…

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

The teacher asked Sam who had signed America's Declaration of Independence.

"I don't know and I don't care," said the boy rudely.

Later the teacher called both the student and his father to his office and explained the son's bad attitude.

"You must tell the truth" said the father angrily to his son. "If you signed it, admit it!"