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Laloo Story

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply :
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No
phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
he said: "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil
gayee hoon."
Everyone was delighted.

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Misc

Strict CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The
new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive
workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap
leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were
busy working, except for this guy. The CEO decides to let his staff
know that he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you
make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week.........Why?"

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Misc

Fridge

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.

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Misc

Call Centre Jobs

CALL CENTRE JOBS: PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still

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Technical

The Cleaner

Grab a coffee and read this, it will put some perspective back into your
day...

An unemployed man went to apply for a job with Microsoft thinking his
best chance was as a janitor.

The employment manager arranged for him to take an aptitude test per the
company guide line: (Section XYZ: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

After the test, the manager said, "You will be employed at minimum wage,
$5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you
information and authorization to report for work on your first day.

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Technical

Where is God?

Where is God?

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys. The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"

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Misc

Incredible Movies

Indian movies will alwayz be an eye opener.Here is a story of Vijaykant's
next (Telegu) movie Its named as "Captain Planet"(WOW !!! wer do they get
these names??)

Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA.......( yes folks..........u read that
right.NASA...the American space lab-A very big set designed for this by
kalaipuli S.Dhaanu).

When our hero was busy launching a satellite to Pluto, his wife simran is
about to deliver a baby and she wanted to meet him. But the launch process
badly need a person like our hero, and there is no other option.

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Misc

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